▶ While hunting antelope in Montana, I had crawled about 80 yards to get a clear shot at a nice buck.
I was within a second of firing, when boom!
A fighter jet was doing low-flight drills over the valley, just 100 yards overhead.
It was the last I saw of that buck, and almost that pair of underwear.
�—Greg Paull ▶ Five miles back in the woods, I came across three guys: one toting a car battery, one a TV, one a satellite dish.
Some people really can’t unplug, I guess.� —Eric Rehm ▶ We hadn’t seen a soul in two hours of hiking.
He just waved and smiled.
—Michael Olson ▶ I was hiking when I suddenly looked up and saw a jaguar crouched on a fallen tree.
I froze—it scared the bejesus out of me.
Turns out, it was a stuffed replica some evil genius had nailed to the tree.
▶ While hunting antelope in Montana, I had crawled about 80 yards to get a clear shot at a nice buck. I was within a second of firing, when boom! A fighter jet was doing low-flight drills over the valley, just 100 yards overhead. It was the last I saw of that buck, and almost that pair of underwear. �—Greg Paull
